The United States has broken the second rule of war. That is: don't go fighting with your land army on the mainland in Asia. Rule One is, don't march on Moscow. I developed those two rules myself.
by Bernard Montgomery

I was born on the freeway, midway between Modesto and Bakersfield. I was raised up on a mayonnaise farm. When I was twelve, my face caught afire. My dad jumped off the porch and put out the fire with a rake. Then I growed up and got ugly. I went to Modesto Junior College where I majored in towels, and joined the ROTC for no goddamn good reason.

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